THE ULTIMATE GAME OF DEVOTION, WHERE THE ONLY OUTCOME IS YOUR DELICIOUS LOSS.

You don't win here. You were never meant to. You pay, you scratch, and the number decides how much of you I take today. Could be little. Could be a loooot. That's the thrill, you don't get to choose, you only get to PAY!

Scratch to find out how much you owe me.

Step 1: Send me £40 per scratchcard, plus an email to mistressfun1@gmail.com with your name so I can match the payment to you.

Step 2: SCRATCH & LOSE!! Each card is worth between £20 and £300.

Step 3: Send Mistress Fun what you owe, like you deserve to.

I accept these gift cards as payment for your scratchcards:

• Amazon

• Uber

• M&S

• Ryanair

Posted within 5 days, discreet as a government letter, same plain envelope, same purpose: to drain you. Home or collection point? Ask yourself which turns you on more, the one that comes to you, or the walk to go and claim it. Either way, you go get drained.